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When we wanted to write a guide to squirting there was only one woman for the job, Lola Jean.

 

When we wanted to write a guide to squirting there was only one woman for the job, Lola Jean.

Some of you may already know Lola Jean from our squirting workshop back in March but for those who don’t, you’re in for a treat! Enjoy.

Lola Jean – World Record Squirt Holder

I have a complicated relationship with squirting—and I am the face of squirting. The face of squirting on faces. Something that brings me such joy is also a point of frustration. Frustration for my acknowledgement. It is for that reason I set the world record for squirting in the first place. Yes, you heard right: World Record Squirting (Solo.) That means there was no one else on that stage but me. Just me and my hand—and I never penetrated myself once. I can disprove science with a flick of my wrist. It only took me 25 seconds to eject 1250 mL from my body. Science said that 800mL was the max someone could squirt, so now you can’t talk about squirting without talking about me.

Naturally, after you hear this, you’re curious. You want to know how you can do it. You want to know how you can make someone else do it. Somehow, squirting became almost entirely about male pleasure. How is something that comes out of a woman’s body—due to a reaction from her body—have anything to do with men? Well, because you may view sex as a horse race. A video game. Advancing to next levels and setting high scores. While sexual achievements and first times are fun to celebrate, let the first thing you take away from this be: you should not pressure anyone to squirt, including yourself. If that’s something you want to do, ask yourself if it’s more for you—or your partner. Ask yourself—ask them—why do you want to experience squirting?

Vulvas are complicated in the most delicious way. There isn’t one way that will get you to squirt, just like there isn’t one way to orgasm. There may be one way that works for a lot of people, but if anyone tells you they’ve made every person they’ve been with squirt—I’m more inclined to think they’re less reading your body and more playing to their own ego.

As a culture we’re OBSESSED with squirting. Probably because science cannot yet explain it and it’s a visual manifestation of pleasure from someone with a vulva. It’s not that simple folx. While there is involuntary squirting (that knee jerk reaction) there is also voluntary squirting where the squirter has an active role in the act. Often times, the squirter is going to have some level of involvement in assisting their body to do so, even if you’re “making them squirt.” Shocking, right?

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